Spot Painting

Damien Hirst does “Spot Paintings”
 This is one

If you want one of Hirst’s spot paintings, it could cost you anywhere up to 3.48 million pounds.

Alternatively, you could just go to CARD FACTORY and buy this wrapping paper

Sorry Hirst, who’s going to pay that much for a “Spot Painting” when these areavailable? Also, I’m pretty sure I can buy a dead cow’s head at any local butchers.

Keep Looking

Trying to understand art is a constant struggle, but I'm nothing if not determined. Here is a video I made of me, trying to pretend to understand some art. 

Next week, sculpture 

I'm a fucking artist

If you don't know anything about something, then you can buy a book and it will tell you things about the thing you don't know anything about and then you'll know a bit more about it.

This Book Exists 

I bought this book from "Halcyon Books" in Greenwich. It was £1. It is teaching me what art is. Apparently, it's got something to do with paint? I'm still trying to get to grips with the introduction, so I'll do another update when I've read more. 

Someone told me that photography was an art too. I don't believe them. 

See, here's a photo of a nappy in the women's toilets at Pizza Hut in Greenwich that I took and it's fucking rubbish. It isn't art at all. 

I know I want to do some kind of art, but finding the right kind is proving difficult. Maybe modern art?

"My Awful Life" - Jen Ives

Close enough