Magic

A video, in which I perform an astounding feat of conjuring & illusion.

My Easter

My Easter started with me waking up. I then went downstairs and turned my laptop on. After that, I thought I might do a blog about how I spent my Easter day. First I took a picture of my laptop, to prove it.

Then I realised that to truly document the day, I would have needed to get a picture of myself waking up from beneath the covers of my bed, so I went back upstairs, got back in bed and then took a photo of myself pretending to just wake up

While I was up there, pretending, I noticed that I had a lot of dirty washing. I gathered it all up, took it down stairs and put it in the washing machine.

I then had to make the difficult decision of picking either “synthetic wash” or “eco wash” Noticing that eco wash takes almost twice as long, I went for synthetic. Don’t judge me, I needed the extra time for drying my clothes later.

Next, I left the kitchen and re-entered the living room. I noticed the Easter Eggs which were on the table.

Only two of them were for me, from my sister and dad. I thought about how boring it is to be an adult. I also thought about the fact that I don’t really like Nestle chocolate. I didn’t at any point think about Jesus.

After that, I let the cat out. She wanted to go out regardless of the shit weather, which is more than could be said for me.

After I let the cat out, I came back over to my laptop and sat in front of it. I though that I was getting bored of taking photos of boring, minute details of my day and so thought about bringing the blog to it’s conclusion. I took one more photo, which was a photograph of this paragraph and then uploaded it to the blog.

I then realised that I had made a typing error in the paragraph I took a picture of on the line which was supposed to be “I was getting bored of taking photos…” but was instead “I was getting bored to taking photos…” which makes no sense and isnow unfortunately documented forever in digital photograph. I did go back and edit the original sentence though above it.

Then I decided I was going to go back out to the kitchen to make myself a crisp sandwich.

If anything extraordinary does happen on this Easter 2012, I will make an effort to add it to this blog entry, but for now I think it may have peaked.

Star Struck

It’s a strange thing, being starstruck. I don’t usually get affected by big stars, being one myself. However, the other day when I was riding a bus towards Brighton Marina, you’ll never believe who was sitting in front of me.

Your eyes do not deceive you. That is indeed Bjork (Big Time Sensuality Era)

I have no idea what she was doing in Brighton, maybe she was on her way toALDI to pick up some reasonably priced tomato ketchup.

It doesn’t stop there though. On my way back home towards London Bridge, I saw ANOTHER famous person

That’s right. Elton fucking John. I might start up a scrap book collection of all the famous people I’ve spotted.

I’ve also spotted Patsy Palmer in Brighton high-street, but didn’t take a photo of her. So here’s someone else’s photo instead

Advertising Space

I don't know if you've ever been to Kidbrooke station, and how the fuck would I? I don't know anything about you. Regardless, I had to spend about thirty minutes sitting within it. This is the view I had

It felt strange not being encouraged to buy something. I imagined that this is what a world without advertising would be like...

...however, then I wondered if I had been tricked yet again by clever, modern advertising. Perhaps this wasn't just a blank advert board. How could I ever be sure? Maybe it was some kind of statement. 

I bet these shadows aren't even real shadows. They're probably painted on. They probably mean something really profound. Maybe they're band logo's or something? A band called "The Flowerpot Lamp-posts"

I couldn't find a band which matched that exact name, but I did find these guys on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lamppost-bandbd/113522108679807

I put a message on their wall letting them know I'm onto them. I await a reply. 

I've also decided to take the opportunity to use the blank advertising space to advertise myself...

...unfortunately, I spelt my website wrong, so it probably won't have any effect. 

My Wednesday Night

A typical evening of "writing"

Today I did a few words. One of them was "was" which was nice.

Talent

I made another video today. It's about talent. We all have one.

Still writing the show at the moment, so that's why I'm doing these video blog instead of written ones. 

I'm going now.

Total Film

I did a video about a magazine. It's below this

THIS

In other news, I'm still writing some show thing. I'll be doing special previews of it in the middle cubicle of the women's toilets in the Pizza Hut next to the Odeon in Greenwich. You know, the one with this written on the toilet roll dispenser:

This show isn't going to be called "Lucy Is A Slag" but that's probably a better title than what I currently have. Anyway, it's coming along and hopefully I will finish it before someone inevitably murders me in some kind of South London hate crime scenario.