Monday 13 February 2012

2 Years of Loose Women

If you're thinking of approaching a doctor and telling them that you have never felt comfortable with your biological gender, be warned. When I went, I was told that if I ever planned on becoming a real woman, I would have to watch Loose Women every single time it aired for at least 2 years (with hard proof) 

ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

If you're looking to go the other way, I've heard you'll become quite familiar with this man


After you've completed your 2 years of constant, undisturbed Loose Women viewing, you'll be legally entitled to a years supply of chocolate (paid for through the NHS) Women love chocolate. Currently, I'm on "Cadbury's Fruit & Nut" however I'm told that it's only a precautionary trial. If deemed safe, I will be upgraded to "Galaxy" which is a lot stronger apparently. 


In time you'll be integrated into society and be able to make friends and have a happy life where everyone is nice and accepting. Then you can apply for a job as a secretary/internet webcam model/transsexual porn star and earn money so you can buy your own chocolate. 

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