My Wednesday Night

A typical evening of "writing"

Today I did a few words. One of them was "was" which was nice.

Talent

I made another video today. It's about talent. We all have one.

Still writing the show at the moment, so that's why I'm doing these video blog instead of written ones. 

I'm going now.

Total Film

I did a video about a magazine. It's below this

THIS

In other news, I'm still writing some show thing. I'll be doing special previews of it in the middle cubicle of the women's toilets in the Pizza Hut next to the Odeon in Greenwich. You know, the one with this written on the toilet roll dispenser:

This show isn't going to be called "Lucy Is A Slag" but that's probably a better title than what I currently have. Anyway, it's coming along and hopefully I will finish it before someone inevitably murders me in some kind of South London hate crime scenario. 

This Is The Voice I Want To Use

THIS IS THE VOICE I WANT TO USE...

 ...If only I had something worthwhile to say

Fish Breeding

Today I went into a pet shop. 

When I was in there, I saw a fish which I think quite closely resembles current teen pop icon Ed Sheeran.

This terrified me, as it leads me to believe that Ed Sheeran might be breeding with these fish. 


I also saw these mice for sale 

Well, I say I "saw" them, I couldn't actually see any in there. I'm guessing they were off at the theatre or something. 


That's enough hil-arious pet-shop based humour for today. 


Bye. 

Choices

The video below is about choices. You have a choice right now. You can either click off of this blog and go and read something thought provoking and good, or you can choose to watch the below video and experience disappointment. 

If you've got to this sentence, you must have watched the video. Sorry about that. 

Trafalgar Square

Welcome to Trafalgar Square. It's a place in London where people like to stand around. The man above is demonstrating perfectly the Square's original intended purpose. 

Recently though, a lot of people have been deviating away from just "standing around" and have also begun taking photographs of the things that are in the Square. Like this thing:

No one is really sure exactly what it is. Most speculate that it's a giant egg timer. Most are idiots. 

Given the nation's new found interest in photography, I decided to go to Trafalgar Square myself and give it a go. Below are some of my photos from the day. I'm quite proud of them, and I think they display a certain level of panache. 

All in all, it was a fun day out. Photography is a fun hobby and I can see why people do it. I might take it up permanently. 

Bye

For Cath

This video is for Cath.

If you're not Cath, you can still watch it, but just keep in mind that it is intended for her, whoever she is.